This Is How You Get Got

So apparently pirates now have spokespeople, and it turns out they're pretty damn articulate.

This Times article made me think of the Mos Def song "Got". I.e., this is what happens when you sail an "estimated $30 million worth of heavy weaponry" down the coast of one of the most beleaguered, ungoverned countries in the world. It gets gaffled.

Was the arms deal really part of a secret shipment to southern Sudan? Hopefully, we'll find out.